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Orders ship anywhere in the good ol' US of A for a flat rate of just $8. Knee-deep in Alaskan snow where the sun don't set? Same price. Dodging volcanos in Hawaii? 8 DOLLARS! Oh, you're up in Canada? As far from sunny Florida as you can get, eh? We'll ship your order straight to ya for a flat 25, no matter how big the order! Somewhere else entirely? No problemo. We're always game to accommodate ya. Before you hit that checkout button, swing by your cart and hit estimate shipping to check out your options. No shipping options listed? Contact us and we'll set something up for you.

Orders will be shipped within 1 to 2 business days. Expedited orders will be shipped by the next business day. Orders are not processed or shipped on holidays. There may be delays due to high volumes of orders and shipping carriers may have their own delays outside of our control.

Free Shipping

Our free shipping promotion allows anyone in the United States to get free shipping on orders over $75. All it would take to get free shipping on your order is a hat and a hoodie! It's that simple! And the more you order, the more you save on shipping.

Expedited Shipping

Orders within the United States are also eligible for expedited shipping for a flat rate of $12. Jump the line and upgrade your shipping to a faster service when you opt for expedited shipping. It can easily cost us more than the $4 difference to rush your order. We're currently offering this through New Year's as a way to thank our customers for their years of support.

Order Notification

We will email you a notification with your tracking number once your order has shipped. You may also opt-in to receive text notifications as your order progresses. This service is provided for free but your carrier's message and data rates may apply.

If you haven't received a notification after 2 to 3 business days, please check your spam folder. Alternatively, if you have an account with us you can always check your order progress here on the website.

If there's still nothing, please contact us!


If you aren't happy with your order for any reason, we will refund you 100% as long as everything is returned in new condition. If something was damaged in shipping or a manufacturing defect snuck by our team, we are happy to expedite a replacement or issue a refund.

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